consulting-timelady:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

image

"I’m shy but I will fuck the shit out of you"
- (via yung-pikachu)
Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? 

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material